**Disclaimer** Continue to read at your own risk. This article may contain humour which may be helpful to your health, contains an adult theme and deviates into a very weird topic involving spiritual guru’s.
In a moment of absolute insanity (which is what I would plead in court) this past weekend, I proposed to my girlfriend! She, being just as much of a crazy ass mofo as me, said yes!
I’d decided that an ideal place to do it would be on the 69th floor (my favourite number) of the Shard in London, that way if she said no, she could take a premature flight to the bottom 😯 I’m kidding…she would’ve gone down the stairs! 😆
I’ve been blessed to have met such an amazing soul who truly does enrich my life in every way.
The difference between men and women
This whole experience has given me a real insight into the inner workings on men and women and the precise thought processes that defines the sexes.
There is a quintessential difference that truly highlights the impact a single chromosome can have. (Other than the obvious genitalia)
When I told any of my friends who are of the fairer gender, they all responded in a very similar fashion with very similar questions:
- How did you propose?
- When is the wedding?
- Did you get down on one knee?
- Where are you getting married?
- Lemme see the ring!
- Is the diamond bigger than mine? 😛
The men however, had a totally different response. When I told my friends, they just want to know one thing…
- Awesome…When’s the stag party?
Speaking of which a strange thought occurred to while I was writing this. Could you imagine a bachelor party with the likes of Tony Robbins, Deepak Chopra, Wayne Dyer, Chris Howard, Jerry Hicks, Neale Donald Walsch and the Dalai Lama?
I could imagine Tony being the Naughty one of the group, he’d be the one daring others to do shots, chatting up all the ladies, and dropping pennies to look up the girls skirts! Neale would join Tony and be up for anything. Deepak would be the grumpy one of the group and would the one saying “Can we go now?” having had one drink (which is how I turn out if I ever touch alcohol). Wayne would be the Daddy of the group making sure that everyone was safe and all got home safely. Chris Howard would Join Tony and Neal and would stand on his tiptoes to try and be as tall as Tony. Jerry would sit in the corner with the Dalai Lama and they would be be chatting away and would let the ladies come to them.
After that the boys would all go to a “gentlemen’s club” where Tony would get dances from all the girls. Neale, Jerry and the Dalai Lama would encourage all the girls to be mindful and follow their passions while Wayne would encourage them to find their erroneous zones. Chris would use his amazing powers of hypnosis to get free dances. Deepak would be saying “can we go now?
So before, I would write about flirting, enjoying being single, and finding love, but from here on out, any articles I write about relationships will be about how not to annoy your future wife and how to maintain a certain level of sanity!
Wish me luck! 😆